1. benjenstark:

    doubleyootoo:

    benjenstark:

    i wanna make a fighting game with females of all body types and then maybe like three male characters but theyre super hunky and jacked and the only difference between them is their outfit and hair colour… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….

    would the men be dressed really impractically?

    bondage speedos and see through tops. only

    (via ironyrulesmylife)

     

  2. fluttershwee:

    benoistmelissas:

    DO

    NOT

    SPEAK

    TO ME

    WHEN

    I HAVE

    HEADPHONES

    ON

    JESUS

    CHRIST

    image

    (via little-skull)

     
  3. thesylverlining:

    ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

    (Source: pythonprincen, via mkhunterz)

     

    1. me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
    2. cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
    3. me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
     
  4. unclefather:

    i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

    (Source: memewhore, via jordanlynde)

     

  5. rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    rneerkat:

    what do boxes breath

    boxygen

    image

    i stand corrected

    (via jordanlynde)

     
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  7. fishingboatproceeds:

    edwardspoonhands:

    Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

    Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

     
  8. fatandfabulousmermaid:

    One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

    I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

    THIS FUCKED ME UP

    (Source: linseymorris, via myotpisgay)

     
  9. singingsh0wtunes:

    subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    (via thatsthat24)