1. cringing:


    do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?


    (via the-salt-in-our-carbs)


  2. jewishsanta:

    when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

    (Source: ghostho, via beautifulmasscre)

  3. obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:


    Seems like the start of a supernatural episode

    "Were not in Kansas any more Sammy"

    (Source: obsessive-fandom-nerd, via booked-till-october)

  4. spoopy-giraffe:



    I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

    I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

    That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

    (via booked-till-october)

  5. memeguy-com:

    Someone added this to the periodic table in their chemistry book

    (via the-salt-in-our-carbs)

  6. thecutestofthecute:


    A cat that came to visit us today that I named Spooky

    Look at those wittle fangs omg

    (via jordanlynde)

  7. huffy-lemon:

    Favorite text posts part 4

    (Source: huffylemon, via the-salt-in-our-carbs)


  8. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

    (via jordanlynde)

  9. b00ksandp0ems:


    One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

    I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

    Now this is one of my favorite quotes from tfios. None of that ‘okay’ shit. This just shows the pure and raw pain that hazel was feeling.

    (Source: linseymorris, via jordanlynde)


  10. "Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

    Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

    She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

    (via barbie-dolls-xx)

    (Source: maxerica, via mkhunterz)